Tori's broken vowsBride's suite visit leaves the groom out in the cold

The story

Word is the big wedding had a gatecrasher. Tori is waiting alone in the bridal suite, still zipped into her gown, bouquet wilting, when David slips through the door. He is nowhere on the guest list, and she is clearly not done with him. Episode 1 is one bad decision in white satin, made as the door clicks shut. Downstairs, the brand new husband works the crowd, happily clueless, like a man who has already won. Insiders call it the least relaxing reception on record. Heads up: it sits in the Spicy section, so a Premium pass unlocks even episode 1.

The twist

In episode 2 the one-time slip refuses to stay one time. The secret turns into an arrangement, the honeymoon glow gets some company, and the husband keeps shaking hands. Our desk asks the obvious question: how long can a vow stay broken without anyone noticing the cracks?

Developing story

Ten Premium episodes remain, and the husband still has no idea who is sitting on his bench. We are told the secret only gets harder to keep tidy.