The Anniversary MassageWife books hubby a house-call rubdown, forgets to ask about extras

The story

Here is the setup, folks. Lauren books Dan a deep-tissue massage at home for their anniversary, then retreats to the next room to work, feeling like the best wife on earth. Dan, who bought her a candle, is stunned and a bit guilty. Veronica, a Candy recurring character, arrives with a warm smile and a bag of tricks. She teases him about being hard to relax, asks where he holds his stress, and whispers that she loves a release. Lauren calls out a question about candle scents from behind the wall. Veronica tells him to take off everything.

The twist

Episode 2 opens with Veronica checking for rings, because oil ruins gold. She quizzes him on injuries and flexibility with a straight face, then closes the door so the heat stays in. Lauren keeps popping in. Veronica says he is tense.

Developing story

Six episodes total, and the paid ones leave a husband, a wife in the next room and a very thorough masseuse. How long can the full treatment stay a secret?