My Girlfriend's Mom Read My TextsLake house mom reads forty messages about her, wants proof

The story

Holiday weekend at the lake house, Ethan and his girlfriend Mia are enjoying the quiet when he sets his phone down in the kitchen. Bad idea. Her mother, Jessie, picks it up and reads the thread: a long run of texts to his buddies about how she is the most stunning woman alive. She walks in wearing a robe he thinks should be illegal, and asks whether he cares to retract a single word. He does not. She reads a few lines aloud, and asks what he would do if she gave the orders.

The twist

The first episode ends with Mia calling for a towel and Jessie giving him a new timetable: her daughter will be off by the water later, and until then he is all hers. Episode 2 needs a free account, and our desk is already counting the minutes.

Developing story

Several episodes remain, and the holiday weekend is long. The paid chapters decide what happens to a boyfriend whose words are on the record, and who is holding the phone.